i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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