At least make sure they are 18
Why
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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