I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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