Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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