I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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