dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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