Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
