people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think my fart just growled at me.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
