Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ugly people sure do ruin things
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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