Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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