bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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