It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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