Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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