So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I could make wine with my vomit
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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