I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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