Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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