Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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