Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Are we still banned from the library?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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