Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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