You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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