I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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