Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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