I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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