Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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