I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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