so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
