can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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