I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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