why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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