Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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