508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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