I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize