I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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