Yo dont text me then not text me
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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