we have officially lost it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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