Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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