found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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