u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I don't think brook has ever known best
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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