Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
