In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize