she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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