Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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