you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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