the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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