I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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