I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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