try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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