Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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