Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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