Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Actions speak louder than pants.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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