we have pet lesbian snakes
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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