Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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