no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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