do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
